Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Rise and shine! Actually, guys, thanks to the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock, you'll rise whether it's shining or not!

This is about as sexy as an alarm clock can possibly be.  When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, the buxom blonde dancer gyrates around her pole under the spinning disco ball.

The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock stands about 9 inches tall and has useful features such as a light and a snooze alarm. So, fellas, now you have no excuse. Get one of these honey's and you'll always wake up next to a beautiful babe!