They said it was impossible.  "Nobody can fit an entire Poker Table, complete with cards and chips on a keychain," they said. "It just can't be done," they continued. "No sir, that's one keychain that will never exist," they persisted.

To shut them up, we showed them this Poker Table Keychain.  This tiny marvel converts into a full-fledged poker game -- Just drop the legs and flip the top to reveal a felt table-top. Inside you'll find mini cards and micro poker chips. Quite honestly, we've never seen anything like it.

So the next time someone says, "No one can make a poker table keychain, God strike me down!", Save god the trouble and strike him down yourself.