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With some people, it's impossible to get off the phone. You WANT to, but the person on the other end keeps blabbing on and on about NOTHING. "My boyfriend said this..." "My mother wants that..." "A crocodile's in my bathtub..." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If only there were a graceful way to break free! Well -- surprise surprise -- now there is. Meet the
GET OFF THE PHONE
EXCUSE MACHINE It's a small electronic device that performs a huge public service. With just a press of a button, you'll have a solid excuse that'll get you off the phone, no questions asked. DOOR BELL
Just say, "Whoops. There's the door. Gotta go." | STATIC
Press this button and say, "I can't hear you. You're breaking up!" Then just hang up the phone. | SIREN
After this loud police siren wails, you can say "Uh, oh, it's the cops. Look, I gotta run." | BABY CRYING
Hey, you'd love to talk, but you have take care of the baby. | CAR CRASHING
Just say, "Oh, my god!" and hang up. | KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD
This is our favorite. Sounds like a delivery man just brought your dinner. |
The Get Of The Phone Excuse Machine will save the day again and again.
There's no excuse for not buying one. |
