Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine

With some people, it's impossible to get off the phone. You WANT to, but the person on the other end keeps blabbing on and on about NOTHING. "My boyfriend said this..." "My mother wants that..." "A crocodile's in my bathtub..." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If only there were a graceful way to break free! Well -- surprise surprise -- now there is. Meet the GET OFF THE PHONE EXCUSE MACHINE It's a small electronic device that performs a huge public service. With just a press of a button, you'll have a solid excuse that'll get you off the phone, no questions asked. DOOR BELL Just say, "Whoops. There's the door. Gotta go." STATIC Press this button and say, "I can't hear you. You're breaking up!" Then just hang up the phone. SIREN After this loud police siren wails, you can say "Uh, oh, it's the cops. Look, I gotta run." BABY CRYING Hey, you'd love to talk, but you have take care of the baby. CAR CRASHING Just say, "Oh, my god!" and hang up. KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD This is our favorite. Sounds like a delivery man just brought your dinner.