 Don't you HATE it when people talk on their cell phones in public? On the bus ride to Stupid Headquarters this morning, I heard one woman scheduling an appointment with her dermatologist, a bald-headed man shouting at his deaf mother, and some goofy guy trying to purchase wholesale nose pencil sharpeners. (Oh, wait, that was me.)
Well, here's an utterly brilliant and evil device that will help you get even with all those inconsiderate cell phone yackers. CELL PHONEY is a little device that simulates the ringtones of popular cell phones. Imagine you are on a crowded bus -- Just press one of Cell Phoney's buttons and watch everyone scramble for their cell phones. Sure, it's nasty.... but they deserve it. Cell Phoney has six different rings, and comes complete with batteries so it is ready to use. Use it in elevators, meetings, funerals.... wherever you want to torment cell phone addicts. But be alert... the next time you hear your cell phone go off, someone might be using a Cell Phoney on YOU! | 
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