PAPER E-MAIL

"Mommy, how did people send email before computers?"

Sooner or later -- whether you're a mom, dad, uncle, or cousin -- some innocent child is going to ask you this question.

And you'll explain that a long, long time ago, people used to send email using something called "paper." ( pronounced pay-pur) Instead of a keyboard, they would compose their email with a "pen" (pehn), a writing tool that contained "ink." (eeenk)

Even as we write this, it's hard to believe we once used such primitive tools to communicate. So to celebrate this forgotten part of our past, we're offering PAPER E-MAIL.

Each pad of Paper E-Mail measures 4 x 5-1/4 inches. You get 50 sheets on each pad, and it has a stiff cardboard backing so it's easy to write on.

Best of all, Paper E-Mail requires no batteries, USB ports, digital cards, WiFI, Bluetooth, or DSL connections. True. you'll feel awkward at first. But with just a little practice, you'll be sending Paper E-Mails to everyone you know! (And, NO! You are NOT allowed to scan and email them.)