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OLD FART SLIPPERS
“Disgusting”
has hit a whole new low (the bottom of your feet) with
OLD FART SLIPPERS from Stupid.com!
These soft, cozy lounge-arounds are the perfect
gift for that special ol’ stinker in YOUR family. (And
EVERY family has at least one!)
With
each step, the heel of your foot presses down a Whoopee
Cushion-like contraption sewn into the bottom of one
slipper. The
compression then forces air through the collapsed,
soft-rubber hose jutting from the back. The result is a gross, rrrrippp-pppirrr
sound – the kind of noise that causes fingers to
reflexively pinch noses in vane attempts to ward off foul
odor.
The
slippers are one-size-fits-all and come in elegant,
go-with-everything black.
Quite masculine, which of course begs the
question: Are
there no flatulent women roaming around out there??
In
conclusion, let us quote from the great, rough-hewn
novelist himself, Ernest Hemmingway, when, oh so many
years ago, he wrote those famous rhetorical lines:
“Do
not ask for whom the slipper toots.
It toots for thee.” |
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