Barack Obama Yes We Can Opener

OBAMA
YES WE CAN OPENER

You really can't lose with this funny political novelty.

If Barak Obama wins, it will be a valuable collectible commemorating our nation's first African American president that will sell on Ebay for many hundreds of dollars.

And if  Barak Obama loses, you have yourself a can opener.

And no matter what, as long as this election continues, the Yes We Can Opener is pretty cool and funny.

(Obviously, the above description was written BEFORE the election. But we left it there because we think it is historically important... and because we're too lazy to update it.)