Nose Pencil Sharpeners

Pencil not included. But if your really want,
we'll throw in the pencil shavings.

NOSE
PENCIL SHARPENER

At Stupid.com, we've learned the hard way that you can't sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. (Kids, trust us, it just doesn't work.)

So here's the next best thing... a pencil sharpener shaped like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You'll get a nice, sharp pencil and a weird sense of satisfaction that we don't quite understand.

NOSE PENCIL SHARPENERS
$1.99 each