| For instance, Norman might say: "You can't borrow the lawnmower, and we don't have any sugar, milk, or eggs." "Oh! You've put on weight since your last visit!" "Before you knock, you better not be selling politics, charity, or religion. And by the way, we're very happy with our phone carrier." and one that is guaranteed to gross them out... "FART! Man, I held that one in for three hours waiting for someone to show up." | 
