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Norman the Obnoxious Gnome

Norman the Obnoxious Gnome
Norman the Obnoxious Gnome
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NORMAN THE
OBNOXIOUS GNOME

Do you hate people? Norman does, too! Place this little rascal at your door and watch him chase away all your unwanted visitors. (and even some visitors you do want)

The 10-inch tall gnome is motion-activated -- When someone approaches your door, Norman waves to greet them then says something truly obnoxious.

For instance, Norman might say:

"You can't borrow the lawnmower, and we don't have any sugar, milk, or eggs."

"Oh! You've put on weight since your last visit!"

"Before you knock, you better not be selling politics, charity, or religion.  And by the way, we're very happy with our phone carrier."

and one that is guaranteed to gross them out...

"FART! Man, I held that one in for three hours waiting for someone to show up."

Norman says many other obnoxious things, as well. He runs on two AA batteries, or magic gnome-dust if you can manage to find any.




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