Frankly, I can't think of an object that conjures more negative images than a hypodermic needle. I picture heroine addicts in dark stairwells. I picture terrified children crying in doctors' offices. I picture sadistic dentists jabbing syringes under sensitive gum lines.

Yes, you have to be out of your mind to combine candy and a hypodermic needle.

And yet some company did it. And I feel strangely compelled to sell them... hopefully to you.

Each Sweet Shot "needle" contains .9 ounces of tasty liquid candy... Watermelon, Blue Rasberry, Green Apple, and Strawberry. You shoot the candy into your mouth by pushing the plunger at the bottom of the toy syringe. (this is just SOOOOO weird)

Sweet Shot Hypordermic Needle Candy gives new meaning to the phrase, "I need a sugar fix."

So go ahead and buy a couple. It only hurts for a second.

Mr. Stupid
October, 2006