My Reusable Bag Makes Me Better Than You

"MY REUSABLE BAG
MAKES ME BETTER
THAN YOU"
SHOPPING BAG

The Green Movement is the hottest thing since Disco. Suddenly, everybody wants to save the planet. And, more important, everybody wants to SHOW everybody else that they want to save the planet.

Well, now you can top all the other tree huggers with this obnoxious "My Reusable Bag Makes Me Better Than You" Shopping Bag.  It tells the world that you're, quite simply, a better person than people using paper or plastic bags.

This 16-1/2" x 13" faux canvas bag is funny, it's fashionable, and it's a LOT cheaper than a Hybrid Car.