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ABUSE KEYCHAIN
| "You mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries." This utterly delightful keychain will give you a hefty dose of abuse whenever you're in the mood.
Just press a button and hear the Monty Python team say things like...
| "Shut your festering gob, you tit!" | "You stupid bird brain flat head!" | | "You stupid bastard!" | "I fart in your general direction." | | "I'll wave my private parts at your aunties." | "You're a loony." | | And lots more! | The keychain is shaped like the Monty Python foot with a British constable popping out the top. You activate the voices by pressing the toes. Batteries are included and it's nice and loud. Of all the electronic talking keychains we sell, this is by far the best designed.
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