Understand Modern Art Spray

INSTANTLY UNDERSTAND 
MODERN ART SPRAY

First, let's see if you even need this product...

This painting by Paul Klee illustrates... a) An insane lollipop. b) Charlie Brown on acid. c) The failure of our public schools' art program.

Pablo Picasso painted this during his... a) Blue Period b) Green Period c) Colonoscopy

After Jackson Pollack completed this painting, he... a) Sold it for 12 million dollars. b) Took off the blindfold. c) Was sued by a 4-year-old for stealing her design.

If you answered any of these incorrectly, you could benefit from the Instantly Understand Modern Art Spray. This amazing invention is so useful, it's almost surreal. 

For instance, study the painting on the right. Admit it... you don't have a clue what it's trying to say. But if you took a shot of the Understand Modern Art Spray, you may realize that the long line stands for the infinite potential of mankind. And the short line stands for Cincinnati.

Naturally, the results from the spray vary from person to person, but there's no telling what insight it might trigger. You may not become smarter, but you'll feel smarter, and that's what really matters.

The Understand Modern Art Instantly Spray has a tasty peppermint flavor, that will leave your breath fresher than Parisian water lilies. So put your Monet where your mouth is and buy some today!