Marshmallow Weapons

The MARSHMALLOW BLASTER uses fluffy, tasty marshmallows as ammunition. They might be harmless, but they really pack a lot of ooomph!

The Marshmallow Blaster is like a pumped-up candy bazooka. Pop in a regular-sized marshmallow, pump it up a few times, then pull the trigger. Using state-of-the-art marshmallow compression technology, this high-powered contraption will shoot the marshmallow up to FORTY FEET!

Marshmallows not included, because they might get stale in our warehouse. And you wouldn't want to shoot someone with a hard, stale marshmallow, would you? (get that smirk off your face)