| The world would be such a better place if all bullets were replaced by marshmallows. Deer would be able to frolic without a care in the world. Soldiers could go into the battlefield with nothing to worry about except cavities. And Dick Cheney's hunting buddies could rest peacefully the night before a hunt. These amazing new toys take the world one step closer to that marshmallow-armed society we all dream of. MARSHMALLOW BLASTER
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MARSHMALLOW BLOWER Each of these toy weapons use fluffy, tasty marshmallows as ammunition. They might be harmless, but they really pack a lot of ooomph! The Marshmallow Blaster is like a pumped-up candy bazooka. Pop in a regular-sized marshmallow, pump it up a few times, then pull the trigger. Using state-of-the-art marshmallow compression technology, this high-powered contraption will shoot the marshmallow up to FORTY FEET! The Marshmallow Blower is the blaster's little brother. It operates on lung power, much like the blow guns of the Aborigines of New Guinea. Pop in a mini marshmallow, take aim, and blow into mouthpiece. Your marshmallow will soar across the room, yard, or -- if you want to get in a LOT of trouble -- classroom. Marshmallows not included, because they might get stale in our warehouse. And you wouldn't want to shoot someone with a hard, stale marshmallow, would you? (get that smirk off your face) | 
