| If you think the North Pole is cold, you should try it with your pants down. MOONING
ELF Elves at the North Pole have a hard life. Santa works them long hours for no pay and a medical plan that only covers frostbite. So during their off-time, Elves like to cut loose and live it up. Take the Mooning Elf, for instance. This mischievious little fellow has nothing better to do than greet passersby with a big smile and a shiny elffen butt. The Mooning Elf stands (or is it "squats"?) a diminuitive 6 inches tall and 8 inches long. He's made of colorful hard rubber, which should last through countless holiday seasons. Whether he's out on your lawn, under the tree, or on top of the toilet tank, the Mooning Elf will make everyone who sees him "crack" up! |
