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| Folks, Christmas movies don't get any worse than this one. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" has everything you want in a bad movie -- stupid plot, low budget, tacky special effects, bad acting, dumb theme song, and a title that will never, ever be topped. The plot involves an attempt by Martians to invade Earth to kidnap Santa Claus. They bring him back to Mars, along with two earth kids. Then.... well, we don't want to spoil it. (Stupid Trivia: A child Pia Zadora plays one of the Martian kids.) This movie isn't just bad -- It's BAD bad. It's "Are they kidding?" bad. In fact, it's so bad, you and your friends will have an unforgettable Christmas experience. This remarkable DVD also includes a vintage holiday cartoon and a Sherlock Holmes short involving a missing Christmas Pudding. So instead of lugging the family to a lousy holiday movie this December, stay home and create your own Bad Movie Night. Invite friends. Invite family. Turn the lights down. Raise the volume. Lower your expectations. And be prepared to see a the worst holiday movie ever. Just to make it even stupider, we added gourmet microwave popcorn with a popcorn box , two bags of stupid candy, and a barf bag (just in case!). |
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Bad Movie Night: DVD with Candy
Horrified B-Movie Victims Set
The Souler Opposite Movie DVD
3D Drawing Pad
Barf Bags of the World Poster
Santa's Space Capsule
Star Trek Space Ships Keychain
