Control a Man Remote

Take charge of any man with this handy deluxe Remote.

Control all of a man's essential functions such as telling the truth, proposing, farting, listening, multi-tasking and many, many more.

You'll make a man out of any man and that's no easy task. Now that you've got the technology to do so, all the world's male population is in your hands.

So easy to use, and doesn't even require batteries since it works upon the power of wishful thinking.

Once you've got one, you can even make a man buy you more!