Laser Alarm Clock

What do you and Luke Skywalker have in common?

NOTHING!

Luke lived for excitement, fighting intergalactic evil with his space ship and laser gun. You live to make it to Friday.

Well, how'd you like to wake up in the morning with guns blazing, ready for action? You can with the Laser Target Alarm Clock.

This amazing and fun invention will get your mind and body working faster than you can say, "Wait, it's too early to get my mind and body working."

Here's how it works: You set it like you would a "normal" alarm clock. But when you go to sleep, you put the included laser gun next to you or under your pillow. When the alarm sounds in the morning, you spring into action! You firmly grasp the laser and open fire on the clock. Since you just woke up, your aim will probably be a little off. Until you hit the center of the target exactly, the alarm will keep blaring. When you finally do hit the bullseye, the alarm will shut off and you will be wide awake.

Yes, it's one strange alarm clock. But it's a great deal of fun and an impressive waste of advanced technology.