LINCOLN 
PENCIL TOPPERS

Here's a useless product for you... They're little, vinyl Abraham Lincoln heads that you put on the end of your pencils. 

We know you're already reaching for your credit card to buy a bunch of these, but let us describe them a bit more....

Each Lincoln Head is about 1-1/2" tall, and features a life-like head, complete with his trademark beard and stovepipe hat. (Did you know Lincoln was the first President to have a beard while in office?) And to make this offer even more irresistible, you get FOUR pencil toppers in each package. 

Hey, not be the useful thing we sell. But this Abe is so stupid, it cracks us up. Honest.