We get a kick out of lawn ornaments, but there's one thing wrong with them -- You need a lawn to display them. Perhaps you live in a beautiful home with plenty of room for Pink Flamingos and Gnomes. But what if you're like the poor schnooks who work for Stupid.com? The closest we have to a lawn is the dirt on the fire escape outside our studio apartments.  Well, thanks to Houseplant Lawn Ornaments, we can now enjoy tacky decorations, too. They're miniature versions of America's most beloved lawn ornaments. But instead of a lawn or garden, you place them in the dirt of your favorite houseplants.
There a five styles to choose from... Each ornament stands about 3.5" tall, not including the base. They're made from colorful polystone, and recreate the full-sized versions perfectly. They come packaged in a stylish see-through box, too. So if you don't own a lawn, you can still express your tacky side with these precious little things. Or maybe you DO have a lawn, but your snobby spouse won't let you mar the grass with cheesy decorations. If that's the case, Houseplant Lawn Ornaments might satisfy the suppressed trailer trash within you. | 
