Convert to Judaism Instantly Spray

Want to convert to Judaism without the hassle? Now’s your chance with “Convert to Judaism Instantly Spray.” Becoming one of the chosen people is now as easy as opening your mouth and pressing a button.

Before you know it you will be craving bagels and understanding Yiddish. We tried to get this product endorsed by a Rabbi, but had no luck. Still, the spray has a refreshing minty taste and comes packaged as shown. See you in Synagogue!