Convert to Judaism Instantly Spray

Converting to Judaism used to require lengthy lessons and spiritual commitment. But not any more thanks to...

CONVERT TO JUDAISM
INSTANTLY SPRAY

Want to convert to Judaism without all the hassle? Now's your chance with "Convert to Judaism Instantly Spray." Choosing to become one of the Chosen People is now as simple as opening your mouth and pressing a button. Before you know it, you'll be craving bagels and understanding Yiddish. (However, you'll lose all interest in mayonnaise.)

The spray has a refreshing minty taste, and comes packaged as shown on the left. (You can be as happy as the mensch on the label.)   See you in synagogue!