George Bush Countdown Clock Keychain

Was $9.99, now more valuable yet only $3.99!!! 

YES, GEORGE IS GONE -- BUT YOU CAN STILL OWN THIS COLLECTIBLE TO COMMEMORATE THE END OF AN ERROR

On January  20th, 2009, we still had some Bush Countdown Keychains on the Stupid Warehouse shelves. As Obama and Chief Justice Roberts stumbled through the ceremony, these keychains ticked down to zero. As happy as we were to see George go, we couldn't help but regret that these keychains had gone unsold.

But we can assure you, in the near future, they will be cherished collectibles. We predict that Bush Memorabilia will become the next hot commodity. 

So you can now buy a genuine Bush Countdown Keychain for just $2.99!!! We sold THOUSANDS for $9.99, but you can get it for a third of that.
You can still program it to countdown any event, or store it away until it is priceless on Ebay.
  

BUSH COUNTDOWN KEYCHAIN

When I took the photo of this product, Bush had EXACTLY
   775 days...
     8 hours...
      34 minutes...
         and 21.9 seconds...
                                             remaining in office.

As I type this now, Bush has
   775 days...
     7 hours...
      59 minutes...
         and 7.7 seconds...
                                           remaining in office.

For the next two years and change, whenever I want to know when President Bush will step down and President Hill... er, President Whoever takes office, all I have to do is look at my Backwards Bush Keychain.

This amazingly political keychain is pre-programmed with a digital countdown clock that ticks away the remainder of Bush's term to the TENTH OF A SECOND!  Before your very eyes, precious hours, minutes, and seconds tick away toward January 20th, 2009.  True, till seems a LONG way off, but the George Bush Countdown Keychain is a constant reminder that it's only a matter of time.

For Republicans
If you're a George Bush supporter, then this may not be something you care to own. Or even see us selling, for that matter. May we direct you to the Hillary Clinton Toilet Brush?