BUSH COUNTDOWN KEYCHAIN

When I took the photo of this product, Bush had EXACTLY
   775 days...
     8 hours...
      34 minutes...
         and 21.9 seconds...
                                             remaining in office.

As I type this now, Bush has
   775 days...
     7 hours...
      59 minutes...
         and 7.7 seconds...
                                           remaining in office.

For the next two years and change, whenever I want to know when President Bush will step down and President Hill... er, President Whoever takes office, all I have to do is look at my Backwards Bush Keychain.

This amazingly political keychain is pre-programmed with a digital countdown clock that ticks away the remainder of Bush's term to the TENTH OF A SECOND!  Before your very eyes, precious hours, minutes, and seconds tick away toward January 20th, 2009.  True, till seems a LONG way off, but the George Bush Countdown Keychain is a constant reminder that it's only a matter of time.

For Republicans
If you're a George Bush supporter, then this may not be something you care to own. (Or even see us selling, for that matter. May we direct you to the Michael Moore Dog Toy?)