MAN EATING SHARK HAT

Just when you thought it was safe to go out in public...

Here's the latest ridiculous hat for your collection. The Shark Hat looks like a fearsome man-eating shark is chomping down on your head!

For a goofy hat, this guy is really well made. He's stuffed velvet plush with big, bulging eyes and faux suede teeth. The hat is fully lined and has a Velcro size adjuster so it can fit children or adults. There's even a secret pocket inside with a fortune. (we have no idea why)

We've been trying to come up with a good closing line for this product description, but the best we've come up with is:

"So buy this predator for your headator!"

It's gonna be a long week.