Very Stupid Inflatable Hat

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STUPID
VINTAGE
INFLATABLE HAT

This piece of apparel is so utterly dumb, we could not convince a human being to model it. We even had trouble persuading the poodle to play along. To get her to pose, we lied and told her she was auditioning to replace the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

These vintage hats were discovered in an old warehouse where they had been hidden (intentionally?) since the 1960s. It's possible that back then they were fashionable, but we doubt it very much.

The hats come flat and folded, but they have little nozzles where you blow them up. Fully inflated, they become round with a pointy top, kind of like the hats worn by Chinese peasants. To keep from blowing again, they can be tied under your chin. And when you're done looking like an idiot, you can deflate them for use another day. 

They come in various floral patterns, with a few solids thrown in. It says on the package that they can be used in the Sun or the Rain... but we recommend you use them at NIGHT so no one will see you.

Just $3.99!