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Instant Happy Childhood Memories Spray

$5.99




INSTANT HAPPY CHILDHOOD
MEMORIES BREATH SPRAY

Walking along the beach looking for seashells.

Watching the world below from the tree you just climbed.

Sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night to steal some cookies.

Bringing home something from school with a gold star from the teacher.

Ten minutes ago, I could not have written the four sentences you just read. But I took a spray of Instant Happy Childhood Memories and it all came flooding back to me. In fact, here comes another one...

Buying candy in the Five & Dime with money Grandma gave me.

This stuff is just amazing. Just spray some of this wintergreen-flavored miracle into your mouth, and long-forgotten memories will rise to the surface.  Wait, another memory is coming to me...

Walking behind the athletic equipment shed with Mr. Lacey, my gym teacher.

No, wait a minute. I mean, learning to play basketball. Yeah, that's the memory. Basketball. Really.






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