INSTANT 
GAY ACCENT SPRAY

You may laugh, but there are times when speaking with a gay accent has its advantages. For instance, did you ever wonder why your haircuts leave you looking like Shemp of the 3 Stooges? If you had spoken with a gay accent, we can almost guarantee you'd end up looking like Brad Pitt. 

Or ladies.... Perhaps you don't want every other girl at the party hitting on your man? Just give him a spray of Instant Gay Accent, and no other gal will try to pick him up. (But they may ask him to decorate their apartment.)

We can go on and on about this product (and probably offend the entire world in the process), but we'll stop right here. It's real funny, has a delicious peppermint flavor, and a tasteful package (pink, of course).