Holy Toast

Want to really put the "wonder" in Wonderbread? Then check out this incredibly useless new kitchen accessory!

Holy Toast is a "bread embossing device" that turns an ordinary slice of bread into an inspirational breakfast treat!

Here's how it works...

Before you make your toast, press your Holy Toast embosser into the bread. Then, pop it in the toaster and wait. When the toast pops back out, it will bear the inspirational image of a Saint. Your friends and family will sit in awe as you serve this divine toast.  (Of course, the pious mood will come to an abrupt halt once they slap some marmalade on her.)

So buy yourself Holy Toast and start making breakfast a spiritual event. Once word gets out, people will come from all over to see your Toast of Turin!