Yo! Yo! Dawg, listen up!  Now you can Suh-zizzle wit da Gruh-zizzle ‘n’ pop a mowf-fo’ o’ cap ‘n yo’ teef – Whoops, sorry… We were trying to talk with our newest Stupid Candy lodged firmly in our gums.  It’s GRILLZ Candy!  And if you’ve ever wanted to put some BLING where you SING, then GRILLZ is the delicious pseudo-ethnic, borderline-insulting taste-treat for you… AND your “posse!”

Grillz Candy is a lollipop that sports a full set of plastic gold or silver-plated teeth.  So, while you’re "chillin'" with your “Bro’s” you'll have a “Mowf Full o’ Metal” as you suck on your tasty candy. (There are four different flavors: peach, sour apple, watermelon, or strawberry – our choice.)  And at $2.50 a package, it’s much cheaper – and painless – than having some ‘hood-trained dentist do a sock-and-pop on your sensitive suburban incisors.

People will either think you're urban cool or country crazy, but either way Grillz Candy is a lot of fun.

Oh, and one more thing: there are instructions on the package that say, “Avoid Heat and Humidity; Store between 60- to 80-degrees F in a Dry Place”, which, coincidentally, are the exact same instructions for storing REAL teeth.