Runny Nose Keychain

Yeah, we hit a new low with this lovely piece of merchandise. The keychain is a rubber nose filled with some kind of green globby stuff. When you squeeze the nose, the green gunk oozes out. (We're getting sick just typing this advertisement.)

There may be a way to get the mucus back in the nostrils, but we haven't figured it out yet. This keychain is basically a slimy, gooey mess. What fun!