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| Want to see the world as a housefly sees it? Of course you do! In fact, we bet this very morning you said to yourself, "Boy, I wonder how bugs see things!" Don't be embarrassed, many people share your desire to experience bug vision. In fact psycho-ophthalmologists even have a name for it: opticentromorphism. It's similar to another condition, commonly referred to as "insanity." This amazing new product, FLY EYES, allows you to see the world as the common fly sees it. Just put on a pair of these glasses, and you'll be looking through the compound eyes of a fly. You'll see multiples of everything - Stare at a can of soda, and you'll be seeing dozens of cans. Stare at a dollar bill, and you'll think you're rich! There are even dials built into the tops of the glasses. You can spin the amber-tinted lenses to produce a mind-blowing kaleidoscopic effect. (Real flys can't do this... so they can envy you for a change!) Once you view life as a fly, you'll never want to go back to your ho-hum two-eyed view of the world. Now buzz off and buy a pair! |
