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Got a relative or roommate with with terrible table manners? Tired of seeing Dad's hairy arm reach across the table to a dinner roll? Give him a Freeloader Fork. It's the perfect present for the slob in your family. | | You want a stupid product?
HERE'S a stupid product. It's called the Extend-a-Fork. Imagine a fork stuck on the end of an expandable car antenna and you'll have a good idea of how the Extend-a-Fork works. Collapsed, it looks pretty much like a regular fork. But you can expand it up to TWO FEET, so you can easily reach across the table and snatch a meatball off Uncle Louie's plate. You can also use the Extend-a-Fork as a backscratcher and a bizarre pointer for business presentations. You probably never knew an expandable fork existed. Well it does, and it's the greatest thing in the world. (Okay, that's a bit of a stretch.) |
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Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork
