Wall Street Chimpanzee

Across the street from Stupid.com's offices is the majestic Lehman Brothers building. As we went about our business of selling screaming chickens and edible crickets, the geniuses at Lehman Brothers were spending billions of dollars on things more worthless than screaming chickens and edible crickets.

We always wondered why we couldn't actually see into the windows of the Lehman Brothers building, and now we know why. The company was run by monkeys and they didn't want anyone to know.

And now that the word is out, we can offer this Wall Street Financial Expert play set. It features an executive monkey, chair, desk, and computer displaying a very important business transaction. (To give you an idea of the size, the chair is 2-3/4" tall and the desk is 4" long.)

Yes, things are pretty bad out there, and they're getting worse. We just learned that the remaining Wall Street firms have begun outsourcing their fund managers to Indian monkeys.