FLASHING BATHTUB
PENGUINS

You may not have noticed, but there has been a seismic shift in the animal kingdom. Ducks used to be everywhere --Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Rubber Ducks, and so on. But suddenly, another bird has grabbed the spotlight -- The Penguin!

We don't know how they pulled it off, put PENGUINS ARE IN, BABY! We guess it pays to dress well and be soft spoken, because our tuxedoed friends are everywhere these days. In cartoons, in documentaries, in video games, and now on Stupid.com!

These Flashing Bathtub Penguins are too precious for words. (But of course that won't stop us from describing them anyway.)

You get a set of three rubber penguins in different sizes and colors. (We suppose it is a penguin family.) When you put them in the bathtub (or sink or pool), they magically begin to flash different colors. (It actually isn't magic -- There are contacts on the bottom of each penguin that activate when they come in contact with water.)

Think of the fun you'll have, pretending you're in the frozen artic swimming with the penguins. When you remove them from the water, they stop flashing.

No doubt about it -- When he sees you playing with your Flashing Penguins, your Yellow Rubber Duckie will be green with envy!