Fidel Castro Action Figure

FIDEL CASTRO 
ACTION FIGURE

In 1959, Fidel Castro quit his job at Jack In The Box and took over Cuba. Since that day, the  Communist Dictator has ruled Cuba with an iron fist and a funny hat.

Now you can recreate all of Castro's wacky exploits with this amazing find -- The Fidel Castro Action Figure. The posable Castro is 12" tall with incredible detail. He comes dressed in his trademark camouflage uniform, complete with hat and military boots. The box Fidel comes in is cool, too, and the back of the box has fascinating facts about his life.

Think of the fun you will have re-creating the Bay of Pigs invasion or the Cuban Missile Crisis! You can oppress your other action figures and nationalize your mother's vegetable patch. The possibilities are endless!

These dolls were made to sell to collectors for $40 or $50. But we bribed some corrupt government officials, so can offer them for less. It's a great deal for a figure of this quality. They are no longer made and going up in value as we type this sentence.

From what we read in the papers, Fidel Castro may soon be joining that great proletariat in the sky. On the day Fidel kicks off, the value of your action figure will probably skyrocket. (And we, being the exploitive, capitalist pigs that we are, intend to raise the price.)