Looking for the most REPULSIVE doll on the market? You've found it with the Fat Bastard Talking Doll.

This somehow-disturbing plush doll features Fat Bastard, that tub of Scottish lard from the hilarious Austin Powers movies. There he sits, in his signature Sumo Kilt, ready for action.

Naturally, you would expect a toy called the Fat Bastard Talking Doll to talk -- but nothing can prepare you for what Fat Bastard actually says.

He's very rare in that there are two different sets of phrases that are activated in two different places.

When you pull Fat Bastard's finger, he may rip a big one and say "Sorry, I farted." or "I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey."

When you poke his belly, he might scream, "Get in my belly!" or "I'm gonna eat ya!"

This repulsive masterpiece measures 8.5 inches tall and 8 inches wide and runs on 2 AA Batteries. (included)

Frisky are we? So buy one!