They're dorkalicious!

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Are you tired of being cool, popular and socially acceptable?

Do you wish people would refer to you as "Four-eyes", "Dorkazoid", "Poindexter" and trip you in the hall?

 Now the glamour of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Jonas Salk can be yours with these handsome Nerd Glasses!  Embrace your inner geek and don these clunky, coke-bottle spex.  Suddenly you'll find that people will begin to see you as more well-read, computer savvy and completely uncoordinated! (though you may not be able to see them)  

Everybody knows Nerd Chic
is where it's at!