If you've been looking for the perfect item to throw your money away on, your search is over. You can't possibly need this. You can't possibly use this. In fact, it is unlikely that you even WANT this.

And that's why you should buy the Electronic Yodeling Pickle. You only live once, and we think it's important to do something absolutely ridiculous once in awhile. And what can be more ridiculous than a yodelling pickle?

The Electronic Yodelling Pickle is a 6-1/2" plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle's button (yes, this pickle has a button), it belts out a melodious yodel that will make you think you're in the Swiss alps listening to a yodelling pickle.

You can listen to the actual yodel by clicking here. (it's a big file, so you should have a fast connection)

Frankly, we can't believe someone has gone through the trouble of making a yodelling pickle. Maybe this is a dream, and we will wake up and discover that no such product exists. But for now, we think it is pretty amazing.

(About the price: $14.99 might be a lot for a yodelling pickle, but if you're crazy enough to buy one at all, you're crazy enough to spend fifteen bucks on one.)