Enron Squeezy Stress Ball

Yes... Enron was flying high. Their executives were raking in untold millions. Their stock price was soaring. And to put some icing on their glorious cake, they paid a fortune to slap their name on a new baseball stadium!

It was called Enron Field, home of the Houston Astros.  Built for $300 million, it was chump change for the CEO's of Enron

But then the SCANDAL hit... Enron turned out to be one, huge accounting scam. Billons of investor dollars were lost. Thousands of Enron employees lost their jobs (and their retirement funds). 

And before you could say, "Book 'em, Dano,"  Enron's name was ripped off the ballpark. This pathetic exercise in corporate excess had come to a sad conclusion.

Perhaps all that remained was a cache of Squeezy Enron Stress Balls. We suspect that these were to be given to fans at the stadium, but the bankruptcy put the kibosh on that idea.

The bankruptcy courts ordered that Enron's assets be liquidated -- and that included these Enron Stress Balls. They have come direct from Enron's own warehouse, and now they can make their way to you.

The stress balls are springy foam and measure 2-3/8" in diameter. Like the Enron CEOs, you are probably under a lot of stress yourself. Why not use these actual artifacts to squeeze your tension away. 

 GENUINE ENRON SQUEEZY BALL
JUST $3.99
(while they last, which may not be any
longer than Enron lasted)