Gun Egg Fryer

As the sun would begin to rise on the prairie, Ol’ Cookie would already be stooped low over the bristling embers, frying up breakfast in an iron skillet.Herdsmen would soon awake and gather ‘round, wiping dew and drool from their scruffy cheeks.

-- From a journal found in the
saddlebag of a cowpoke
(Circa 1873)

Now you can bring the grit of the Old West to your breakfast meal with this unbelievably unique and questionably useful frying pan mold of an old-time six-shooter. Made from stainless steel (just like real guns), this egg fryer is a must for anyone who likes guns and/or eggs – which includes just about everybody!

Just place it in the frying pan, crack an egg into it, and before you can say "Bullseye!" you'll have a fried egg in the shape of a pistol. And according the simple instructions on the package, you can also use this mold for “pancakes, cookies or pizzas!” (Which is great, but we were really hoping there’d be at least SOME explanation, however lame, of why it was even invented in the FIRST place!)

Oh, and in case, we STILL need to convince you to buy this product, let us pose one last delicious scenario:

Imagine the look on Grandma’s face when she’s staring down the barrel of breakfast. And further imagine her look when you say, “I know what you’re thinking, Granny.