| FINGER DRUMS Annoying people has never been easier! It used to be very hard to annoy people with drum playing. You would have to carry your entire drum set into the office or classroom, push furniture aside, and set the entire thing up. Only then could you bang on the drums and annoy the hell out of everyone. But now, thanks to Finger Drums, you can carry your drum set in ONE HAND and start bothering people in no time at all. If you've ever dreamed of playing the drums, now's your chance. Finger Drums is an entire set of percussion instruments that you play with your finger tips. Check out the photo -- you get the snare, two tom-toms, a bass, and even a cymbal! Just tap your fingers on the instrument of choice, and it will play the sound of a real drum. (And as an extra bonus, the drum you play lights up when you play it.) Finger Drums also has a BUILT IN RECORDING STUDIO! Press the "record" button, and you can record and save your favorite drum loop. | BAD PUN ALERT
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If you have a bad heart or weak stomach, we suggest you avoid reading it. | We love Finger Drums, because it's the perfect blend of technology, coolness, and silliness. Buy one for yourself. Or, better yet, give it to someone you love as a cymbal of your affection! | 
