Dress for Dinner Necktie Napkins

Guys, your local dry-cleaner is going to HATE us. These Dress For Dinner Napkins may take away a large chunk of their business.

A recent study performed by researchers at the Institute of Laundry Science revealed two facts: 1) 45% of all men stain their neckties when they eat. and 2) 88% of all researchers at the Institute of Laundry Science have posted resumes on Monster.com to get the hell out of there.

Most likely you, too, have ruined a favorite necktie with a splash of marinara sauce or a drip of Bordeaux. Like many men, you may have tried tucking a napkin into your shirt -- But this technique saps you of all dignity. You might as well be wearing a baby's bib as you try to impress your date.

Well, Dress For Dinner Napkins is a brilliant solution to the problem. They're high-quality paper napkins with neckties printed on them. So when you tuck it into you shirt collar, it looks like you're wearing a stylish tie.

Your get 20 3-ply napkins in each package, and there are four different necktie designs. (We suppose you should choose the tie that matches the food you're likely to splash on it.)

No doubt you're as blown away by these things as we were when we first discovered them. So get a package or two of Dress for Dinner Napkins, and get ready to dine with dignity.

(And stay tuned -- We hope to offer you a pair of 3-ply paper pants by this time next year!)