The Vortex Football was a sports lover's dream... it gave any poor slob the ability to throw a football as far as Peyton Manning.  It was like lawn darts without the bloodshed and eye-gouging. 

Now here's a miniature, working version of that amazing football. Meet the...

POCKET VORTEX KEYCHAIN

Besides holding your keys, you can remove the Vortex Football and play with it. You get the same spiral action as the big version, and you'll be amazed by how far this baby travels. And when you're done, use the special pin to put it back on the keychain until another day.  

Vortex Value
only $4.99