| Everyone makes fun of Blondes, so why shouldn't Stupid.com do so, too. Introducing the...
DUMB BLONDE'S
TAPE MEASURE From outward appearances, it appears to be a regular, useful tape measure. However, when you pull out the "tape," you'll be surprised that there are no numbers on it. But when you've pulled it out a foot, a picture of a foot appears. Pull it out six inches more, and a picture of a foot-and-a-half appears. A little more, and you'll see two feet. Like all good tape measures, it has a locking mechanism and the tape is made of metal. The Dumb Blonde Tape Measure is so funny, we bet it'll even make blondes laugh. (If they don't, they probably don't get the joke.) |
