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Dante's Inferno Balls

$4.99



 

 

“Abandon hope, all ye who eat this candy.”

This combustible confection is so hot, your tongue will wish there was a trap door in the roof of your mouth, so it could climb up into a cool corner of your nostrils. (We just won the "World's Weirdest Sentence Award.")

Dante's Inferno Balls comes in an attractive metal box... No, make that a STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL metal box with devils, angels, and Dante himself on the lid.    Even if you don't eat the candy, the container itself is worth the purchase price.

And about the candy... You get 100 red, fiery balls in each container. Technically, they're cinnamon flavored, but it's like sucking on the core of the sun. After awhile, though, you get used to it and they are actually quite heavenly in a masochistic sort of way.

So send your mouth on a trip to HELL with Dante's Inferno Balls. It only hurts for eternity.






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