Important Details: Space Mucus is non-toxic (except to two-headed belstroms from the Quantech Galaxy). If you purchase Space Mucus, you must agree not to share this technology with the non-sentient mushroom-people of Outer Cygorn.)

Somewhere in deep space, the  Nebula Nostrillia is churning out weird globules of galactic glop called Space Mucus.  This substance is prized throughout the universe and, in some sectors, is more valuable than Vulcan earwax. Interstellar wars have been fought over this precious commodity.

Through channels we are not at liberty to discuss, Stupid.com has acquired a cache of authentic Space Mucus. This is not a cheap, knock-off Space Mucus, mind you. It is the real, glow-in-the-dark, stretchable, bounceable Space Mucus.  

How much? Well, we are prepared to offer you a package of sealed Space Mucus for the low price of $3.99.  But please don't tell the Saturnians, we're having enough trouble with Uranus.