No,
we're not selling
CORN DOGS!
(though
they are stupid)
We're
selling
DOG
CORN HOLDERS!
That's
right... these little pooches help you eat hot,
buttered corn. Just stick a dog head in one end
of the corn and the dog's, er, butt in the other
end. Then CHOMP AWAY.
It's neat, it's practical, and it's
really silly.
Each
package contains a set of four different dogs...
So if you're really weird, you can
mix-and-match.
So
the next time you serve hot corn, stick some Dog
Corn Holders into 'em and watch your guests
crack up!
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