Crazy Pig Keychain

We'll describe this as best we can, but  you won't truly appreciate how STUPID this thing is until you hear it.

The Crazy Pig Keychain looks and feels like a cute, plush pig. When you press his pig belly, he starts saying "oink, oink." We don't mean the oink SOUND a pig makes. Rather, it's the voice of some guy saying "oink." Then he starts laughing and howling like a COMPLETE IDIOT, yelling "oink" and snorting now and then.

When we show the Crazy Pig Keychain to people, we get the same two reactions: 1) they crack up and 2) they ask us to give them one. So buy one before we give them all away.