Beanie Crab Hat

DON'T BE AFRAID!

It's not some dangerous sea creature from the inky depths. It's just our friend Ritchie wearing a truly stupid...

BEANIE CRAB HAT!

That's right! Ritchie is modeling the latest addition to our ridiculous hat collection.

The stylish (?) Beanie Crab Hat is made from genuine felt, with hidden wire supports to keep the claws and eyes in position. The hat's adjustable, so it can fit a child or an adult who wants to act like a child.

And talk about FUN!

Just look at the joy on little Ritchie's face! It's amazing how a silly hat (and a 6-pack of Lowenbrau) can make a nothing day suddenly seem worthwhile.

And check out that price! Now that's a fashion statement!

So sink your claws into a Beanie Crab Hat today!