Carpool Kenny

If you drive, Traffic Jams annoy you to no end. And do you know what makes it even MORE annoying? When cars go zipping by you in the HOV Lane! If only you had someone sitting in the passenger seat, then you could zip ahead of all the chumps stuck in traffic.

Well, now there's a way. Carpool Kenny is coming to your rescue. Just blow him up, buckle him in, and off you go to HOV Heaven! Unless someone looks REAL closely, it appears you have a well-dressed friend coming along for the ride. (And you'll be moving so swiftly, no one will be able to get that good of a look.)

Is it playing fair? Hell, no! But it's not YOUR fault you don't have any friends who will drive with you. (Okay, maybe it is your fault, but "hell, no" anyway)

Happy motoring!