We admit that some of the products we sell on Stupid.com are not very useful. Sure, we try to convince you they serve an important purpose, but who are we kidding? We all know we're full of it.

But this product is different. Really.

The Wedding Ring Coffin solves a problem that every divorced person must face -- What do you do with damn wedding ring?!!! 

You can't throw it out. You can't wear it. You can't even give it to someone else as a gift. It's as if the ring is cursed.... destined to torment you for the rest of your days.

But the Wedding Ring Coffin let's you give your dead marriage the send off it deserves. It's a gorgeously made miniature casket specially designed to hold your wedding ring, wedding band, or whatever else that creep put on your finger. 

It's made of solid wood with a dark glossy mahogany finish. There are brass handles on either side, just like the real thing. The diminutive coffin measures 6 1/4" long x 2 1/4" wide x 2 3/8" high, and is lined with black velvet that holds your ring where the head of the deceased would normally be.

There are two styles. One has a brass plaque that is comforting: "Bury the past and move on to tomorrow." The other style is on the vindictive side: "Six feet isn't deep enough." Choose the one that suits your mood. Either way, you'll be giving your ring a final resting place and yourself the closure that you so sorely need.